Patron Day!

Apologises to the patrons, not even you are safe from my captions!!

Stand up, can’t you see the man with the big camera?

Tag… you’re it!!!

…so I said to him.. and she said… gossip, gossip, gossip!!!

Did you just fart??!!!

No, I can pull a sillier face than you can!

Why do I have to sit at the front?

There was this English man, Irish man and Welsh man……

OK you two stand up, and tell everyone what you did wrong?

Have you been eating garlic Taran?

No Ceri, he’s mine now!

OK, you have a go then,

just mind where you put your hands Taran!!

Erm…. Doesn’t anyone want to talk to me then?

Look you two, you can’t spent the whole show on the floor!

OK, think we’ve had enough of that now!

Say cheese!

Who said that?

Excuse me, where did you two come from?

Oh my god! It’s a ghost!!!!!

So, what time do you think we’re finishing here then?

Do we get pretend guns for the show,

or do we just use our fingers like this?

So, you think you’re as good as me do you?

I’m keeping my eye on you young man!

That’s it, go over there!!

OK, Oz is going to sing ‘The Ol’ Bamboo’ for us.

It’s not the best hiding place I’ve seen!

OK, put them up!

Am I bothered?

Yes, I was in Chitty, now don’t ask again!

Hmmm…. I see, well all I can say is "Epic"!!

Hey, do my teeth look good?

Yeah, we’ll have a drink!

OK, but only one photo!

Hey, you should be used to fan photos by now Caroline!

I know, you even get the crazed fans wanting photos too!

Well, if you can’t beat them, join them!

Oh my god, who designed this thing?

Where is everyone?

Here we are!!

Erm, do I really have to die from all the way up here?

Has everyone gone home??